oxymoronitis

my "boss"…….im capable to stay in focus with task at hand under a tight deadlines, highly pressurized environment and that distracting t-shirt!

i am seriously bored with:
1. police siren. …can they get a new hippier tunes?
2. people asking hows ur weekend…..same answers everytime…went party at my friends…watching football…..went to devon/any sea side areas in uk, watch live shows in camden/bricklane/any hip area in london, redecorating house……frankly speaking, i found doing nothing is much more interesting…..
3. stratford….the most boring station in london. just breathing the air in stratford can send me to sleep. nonetheless…. i love the weirdly exciting DLR/jubilee/overground/central line 4 ways stairs/escalator interchange ….just like arrows shooting aimlessly from multiple directions…..ultimate challenge to eye/feet coordination skills.
4. strangers arguing in the middle of the street. seriously, ive no idea how these people manage to escape mental asylum.
5. dirty lift next to my flat (not the one on my flat tho’). disgusting……constant nightmares! eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk big time.
6. people who makes conversations in till. Neither friendly or smart…..pure morons…
7. metro (the tabloid). enough already with coverage on nobodies in the like of peaches geldof or colleen mc loughlin.
8. inter-effing-views……whats my weakness? my weakness is inability to show any sign of enthusiastism with your intellectually inept questions….
9. friendster. ….social network in general. people are getting too obsessed with the fakes nowadays.
10. people who dont shower. they DO  belong to a specially designated section in the tube.

you know the character tyler durden, the ed norton version….theres a scene where he fell asleep and waking up totally oblivious with time/space? i feel like that this morning. fell asleep in tube. when i wake up i thought i was in airplane somewhere and thinking why are these people facing my way???

i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happpppyyyyyyy……..
everything happen in one dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy……………
i am jumping up and down………………………………………..

white wash!!!!!!!

thats all you need people, white wash!!!!

when ure alone and lonely….ur mind can wander like crazy…i remember i was 8 years old…it was 1986 i was in 3rd grade… i had a best friend…hes the only one that care about me…i miss him….i remember how good looking he was…i have already develop a sense to spot a sexy man at a very tender age of 8….hello?? i have always been one of the boys you know…i play with guys a lot when i was a kid because i am really close to my two brothers…anyway…back to the story…..sooo…he always take me home because i walk to school (it was like 10 minutes walk in 8 years old kinda footsteps) and his house was on the same way. ..after school, we would go out and play chasing bear…yes real bear!!! there are some malaysian people who keep bear in their house as illegal pet. the bear ran loose sometimes and love to hid under eucalyptus tree….were doing  crazy whack out shit everyday….like going to some empty kindergarten playground where nobody’s occupying ….we are hard core law breaker!!! we tell each other everything!!! he knows when im sad and knows how to make me happy…he always bought me cookies and candies (he knows how much i love those tamarind candies), ice cream and stuff (sheesh, materialistic 8 years old!)..i remember he moved away a year later and i never hear a word from him…. he also only got one word name like i do……so yea…hes cool…..im gonna sob now….

you know that you dont always have a chance to meet person like that in your life time.. especially not during my current life time, i mean….. im going bonkers and nobody’s caring…..

5 tigers and not throwing up !!!
who do i fancy? im not really fussy….
the rest,  i dont really remember…i cant handle all that bullshits in one night…….

 

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

Birth Date:	12th July
Colour:	Imperial Purple
Number:	3 , 33 , 21
Stone:	Amethyst – The Romans used this to prevent overindulgence and it was called the sobriety stone
Flower:	Lavender
Pet:	Guinea Pig
Career:	Aerobics Instructor ,  Drama Teacher , Gambler
Key Features:	Patient , Spontaneous , Lucky
Naturally good at:	Winning at gambling
Character:	Your are incredibly lucky , but may take this luck for granted. Look around you and count your blessings. You have a relaxed attitude to life and are very patient and what you wait for nearly always comes eventually. You have the gift of the gab and people sit up and take notice of your ideas
Life Path:	Planning ahead is what you were born to do and great things will be achieved each year. Do not squander your cash on a lavish lifestyle until the money actually arrives, as you tend to like the good things in life. You were born fortunate so make the most of it.
Love:	You may end up having two great loves in life, one you met very early and one that takes you by surprise in your 50’s.Both of these loves will be equal but different. Search for a madcap Sagittarius as your birth number is ruled by their ruler Jupiter planet of good fortune
Best Present:	Champagne , Silver Dice

2 buckets of carlsberg…ermm.. yea that will be enuff..
I love my mates!!!! theyre the best. crazy, loud and just dont have any idea what theyre talking about….i mean who cares??? yea and they drink a a lot too…..cheers guys!