Archive for August, 2008

dont take it personal…blame the scientific chart!

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

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guys this one for you

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up, put it down.

3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.

4. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.

5. Get rid of your cat.

6. Saturday + Sunday = Sports. Learn this equation

7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at.

9. You have too many shoes.

10. Crying is blackmail.

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.

12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

13. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers.

14. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

15. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

16. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an
argument.

17. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

19. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how
pretty you are?

20. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.

21. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done, not both.

22. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.

23. You have enough clothes.

24. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.

25. Nothing says, "I love you" like sex.

astro chart, fun to know!

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

try yourself: http://alabe.com/freechart/

Rising Sign is in 25 Degrees Taurus

Calm and deliberate, you hate to move quickly or act hastily. Very
practical, every effort must count or you can’t be bothered.
Patient, persistent and steady, but very stubborn — you can’t be
pushed or pressured into anything. You seem outwardly self-assured
because you tend to repress your inner tension and turmoil. You
exude an earthy warmth, friendliness and charm. You demand
comfortable surroundings and appreciate the good life. Be careful of
a tendency to be overly self-indulgent. At times, you are lazy and
difficult to motivate. Overcoming inertia is a problem for you and,
because you are not by nature a self-starter, it is often necessary
for you to receive stimuli from others in order to get moving.

Sun          is in 19 Degrees Cancer.

Very emotional and sensitive, you have an intuitive understanding of
the "vibes" around you. You tend to be quite generous, giving,
loving and caring, but only when your own needs for emotional
support, love and security have been met. If they are not met, you
tend to withdraw into yourself and become very insecure and selfish.
Your home and family (especially your mother or the person who
played that role for you early on) represent security for you and
thus assume a larger-than-life importance. Very sentimental, you
have vivid and long- enduring memories of the past. No matter how
well adjusted you are, you will always need a secret quiet place of
your own in order to feel at peace. Feeding others can give you
great pleasure you would enjoy being part of a large family.

Moon        is in 29 Degrees Virgo.

You tend to be serious-minded but cheerful for the most part. You
need tasks that engage both your mind and your hands. A careful
worker, you enjoy making things. You are neat and orderly, and are
very concerned with good health habits. Fastidious to the extreme,
you cannot tolerate messes and will immediately clean them up.
Reserved, shy, and very self-critical, you tend to be very hard on
yourself. You usually will go out of your way to be helpful and
useful to others. Practical, reliable, efficient and conservative,
at times you are a bit of a prude. You are known to lead a simple,
uncomplicated, frugal, methodical and unemotional lifestyle. You are
devoted and caring to those you love.

Mercury     is in 13 Degrees Leo.

You are usually quite convinced that your own ideas are correct and
you enjoy persuading others that they are. At times, you are very
stubborn and proud of your beliefs and principles, and you get very
defensive when they are challenged. You appreciate truth and honesty
– you practice it yourself and expect it in others. You have good
talent for organizing, directing and planning. You delight in being
asked for your advice and counsel.

Venus       is in 29 Degrees Leo.

You have a striking, regal appearance and demeanor that attracts
others to you. Your friendship is highly sought and you tend to take
friendships quite seriously — you remain loyal and true to those to
whom you are attached. For you, love is mixed with pride and
respect. Relationships are over when you lose respect for your
partner. Be careful of a tendency to relate only to those who make
you look good — the powerful, important and influential. This can
lead to arrogance and selfishness, and neither of these qualities
becomes you.

Mars        is in 15 Degrees Virgo.

Very careful and systematic, you pay great attention to details. You
are always seeking perfection and sometimes get bogged down
searching for the ultimate when adequacy would have been sufficient.
You dislike abstractions, preferring whatever is practical, useful
and demonstrable. You have a strong and enduring sense of personal
responsibility, and you demand that others be as responsible and
upright as you are. Very critical of yourself and others, sometimes
you carry this too far and become overly intolerant of others and
their right to choose their own lifestyles.

Jupiter     is in 18 Degrees Cancer.

You must be emotionally secure in order to grow and develop. You are
happiest when your family and community support and nourish you and
boost your morale. Whether your childhood experiences of love and
emotional dependability were positive or negative will set the tone
for your emotional growth and stability as an adult. When you feel
at ease with yourself, you are able to offer assistance to those who
need a helping hand.

Saturn       is in 28 Degrees Leo.

Extremely self-reliant, you set very high standards of conduct and
decorum for yourself, and you expect others with whom you associate
to be that way, too. It is important that you had a strong father
figure or role model early in life to mold your life course and
direction. When you feel that those around you are unworthy or
behaving badly, you withdraw, preferring solitude rather than
associating with those who might besmirch your reputation.

Uranus       is in 12 Degrees Scorpio.

You, and your peer group, demand to confront life at its deepest and
most meaningful levels. Very compulsive and obsessive in your
approach to everything, you will avoid anything that is casual or
superficial, especially when it comes to relationships. You will
seek out and explore new methods of healing as well as different
ways to deal with deep-seated emotional problems.

Neptune     is in 16 Degrees Sagittarius.

You, and your entire generation, are heavily involved in
investigating and idealizing foreign and exotic intellectual systems
and religious philosophies. The most extreme ideals will be pursued
with gusto. You will be at the forefront of humanitarian attempts to
improve the lot of those who are in need of assistance. You will be
comfortable with the concept of the "global village."

Pluto       is in 13 Degrees Libra.

For your entire generation, this is a time of radical changes in
society’s attitude toward marriage and interpersonal relationships.
There is a general fear and awe at the power inherent in making
emotional or contractual commitments — they will not be entered
into lightly.

N. Node     is in 29 Degrees Virgo.

You’re usually quite at ease in leaving leadership roles in the
hands of others. You would rather tend to the thousand and one
details that need to be accomplished to keep any group going.
Although you’re very fussy and high-minded when it comes to choosing
your associates, once your loyalty is given you can be trusted with
many of the practical aspects of any project that is being
undertaken. Usually quite unselfish, you will toil long hours in the
service of any worthy cause that demands your attention. But be
careful that your perfectionist tendencies don’t get in the way of
making real progress. (In other words, don’t waste your time dusting
clean shelves!)

this is how i feel part 2

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
But now it’s time to go
Curtain’s finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it’s over now
Go on and take a bow