oxymoronitis

1. Eat breakfast every morning
2. Get a good night’s rest
3. Drink water
4. Eat slowly
5. Cut down on junk food
6. Practice good dental hygiene
7. Drink tea
8. Get some exercise
9. Improve your energy
10. Intensify your workouts
11. Enjoy fish a few times a week
12. Wear better shoes
13. Protect your skin
14. Eat at home
15. Get tested for prediabetes
16. Take a daily walk
17. Lose weight

18. Join a book club
19. Get out of the house
20. Volunteer
21. Ignore minor irritations
22. Start a blog
23. Talk to strangers
24. Don’t stereotype or label people
25. Call old friends
26. Pray
    
27. Host a party
28. Enjoy a hobby
29. Join a club

30. Make an effort to be happy
31. Consider religion
32. Stop taking things personally
33. Be optimistic
34. Know when to lose sleep
35. Step out of your comfort zone
36. Get rid of ill-fitting clothing
37. Spend time with a child
38. Pamper yourself
39. Celebrate your successes
40. Quit your technology addiction
41. Set goals
42. Feel good about yourself
43. Be thankful
44. Cut yourself some slack
45. Let go of the past
46. Don’t be dramatic
47. Express yourself
48. Meditate

49. Pay off debt
50. Build an emergency fund
51. Track your spending
52. Be frugal
53. Make extra payments
54. Diversify your income
55. Save
56. Eat at home more often
57. Invest
58. Set a goal
59. Save for retirement

60. Go back to school
61. Read classic books
62. Plan
63. Quit procrastinating
64. Get inspired by a book
65. Learn from your mistakes
66. Stop worrying
67. Learn to play a musical instrument
68. Work to your own advantage
69. Think slowly
70. Participate in a debate
71. Learn a new language
72. Visit Wikipedia

73. Quit smoking
74. Wake up early
75. Spend more time outside
76. Be organized

77. Make friends with your coworkers
78. Improve your writing skills
79. Collaborate
80. Keep your inbox empty
81. Leave work at the door
82. Join a professional association
83. Ask for a raise
84. Improve your resume
85. Improve your system
86. Start your own business

87. Vote .
88. Donate unused items
89. Support charitable endeavors
90. Be a coach
91. Visit your local library

92. Work to reduce your carbon emissions
93. Improve your gas mileage
94. Turn off the lights
95. Get a reusable water bottle
96. Reduce your trash
97. Buy local and organic food
98. Adjust your thermostat
99. Stop using plastic bags
100. Take shorter showers

when you think things couldnt get better….

3 monitors!!! ENUFF SAID.

28 degrees hot innit?
still waiting for bethnal green. pfffft……The search is still on.

yesterday…..lovely lovely team as always, i never thought britney spears smell so nice!!!….why the best thing always come at the ending??…have to cut the party short, dont get me started with that white stuff…im off in no time…plus i miss my sunglass :)) on the upside, i have the best sleep ever in weeks.

worth mention, my clumsy/acted like a 16 years old lad/agent….but me, hey, youre talking about me here. im staying up until three just to get the paper done and save me arse at nick of time.at the end of the day……hmmm…i dunno…what happen at the end of the day…??? stay tuned….monday…yes monday will be the start of a new day….summer is here….i can smell it already. like literally, from the changing room right next to me. oxfam, you’ll be missed!!!
and also all those random strangers who held my fake phone number…haha…guys….it was good. for like 5 minutes!! it was fun tho’……spread those tan bottles!!!and wear those band-aid round your toes. coz summer is here!! yea i said that twice. steamboat must be proud.

my "boss"…….im capable to stay in focus with task at hand under a tight deadlines, highly pressurized environment and that distracting t-shirt!

i am seriously bored with:
1. police siren. …can they get a new hippier tunes?
2. people asking hows ur weekend…..same answers everytime…went party at my friends…watching football…..went to devon/any sea side areas in uk, watch live shows in camden/bricklane/any hip area in london, redecorating house……frankly speaking, i found doing nothing is much more interesting…..
3. stratford….the most boring station in london. just breathing the air in stratford can send me to sleep. nonetheless…. i love the weirdly exciting DLR/jubilee/overground/central line 4 ways stairs/escalator interchange ….just like arrows shooting aimlessly from multiple directions…..ultimate challenge to eye/feet coordination skills.
4. strangers arguing in the middle of the street. seriously, ive no idea how these people manage to escape mental asylum.
5. dirty lift next to my flat (not the one on my flat tho’). disgusting……constant nightmares! eeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk big time.
6. people who makes conversations in till. Neither friendly or smart…..pure morons…
7. metro (the tabloid). enough already with coverage on nobodies in the like of peaches geldof or colleen mc loughlin.
8. inter-effing-views……whats my weakness? my weakness is inability to show any sign of enthusiastism with your intellectually inept questions….
9. friendster. ….social network in general. people are getting too obsessed with the fakes nowadays.
10. people who dont shower. they DO  belong to a specially designated section in the tube.

you know the character tyler durden, the ed norton version….theres a scene where he fell asleep and waking up totally oblivious with time/space? i feel like that this morning. fell asleep in tube. when i wake up i thought i was in airplane somewhere and thinking why are these people facing my way???

i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happpppyyyyyyy……..
everything happen in one dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy……………
i am jumping up and down………………………………………..

white wash!!!!!!!

thats all you need people, white wash!!!!

when ure alone and lonely….ur mind can wander like crazy…i remember i was 8 years old…it was 1986 i was in 3rd grade… i had a best friend…hes the only one that care about me…i miss him….i remember how good looking he was…i have already develop a sense to spot a sexy man at a very tender age of 8….hello?? i have always been one of the boys you know…i play with guys a lot when i was a kid because i am really close to my two brothers…anyway…back to the story…..sooo…he always take me home because i walk to school (it was like 10 minutes walk in 8 years old kinda footsteps) and his house was on the same way. ..after school, we would go out and play chasing bear…yes real bear!!! there are some malaysian people who keep bear in their house as illegal pet. the bear ran loose sometimes and love to hid under eucalyptus tree….were doing  crazy whack out shit everyday….like going to some empty kindergarten playground where nobody’s occupying ….we are hard core law breaker!!! we tell each other everything!!! he knows when im sad and knows how to make me happy…he always bought me cookies and candies (he knows how much i love those tamarind candies), ice cream and stuff (sheesh, materialistic 8 years old!)..i remember he moved away a year later and i never hear a word from him…. he also only got one word name like i do……so yea…hes cool…..im gonna sob now….

you know that you dont always have a chance to meet person like that in your life time.. especially not during my current life time, i mean….. im going bonkers and nobody’s caring…..

5 tigers and not throwing up !!!
who do i fancy? im not really fussy….
the rest,  i dont really remember…i cant handle all that bullshits in one night…….

 

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

                   

                   

                    

Birth Date:	12th July
Colour:	Imperial Purple
Number:	3 , 33 , 21
Stone:	Amethyst – The Romans used this to prevent overindulgence and it was called the sobriety stone
Flower:	Lavender
Pet:	Guinea Pig
Career:	Aerobics Instructor ,  Drama Teacher , Gambler
Key Features:	Patient , Spontaneous , Lucky
Naturally good at:	Winning at gambling
Character:	Your are incredibly lucky , but may take this luck for granted. Look around you and count your blessings. You have a relaxed attitude to life and are very patient and what you wait for nearly always comes eventually. You have the gift of the gab and people sit up and take notice of your ideas
Life Path:	Planning ahead is what you were born to do and great things will be achieved each year. Do not squander your cash on a lavish lifestyle until the money actually arrives, as you tend to like the good things in life. You were born fortunate so make the most of it.
Love:	You may end up having two great loves in life, one you met very early and one that takes you by surprise in your 50’s.Both of these loves will be equal but different. Search for a madcap Sagittarius as your birth number is ruled by their ruler Jupiter planet of good fortune
Best Present:	Champagne , Silver Dice